So you’ve found my website on the Interweb and now you asking: “WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SICK SHIT!?“. It’s quite simple…

This is a website about cartoon pornography. Like everything in the lower regions of the Internet there are many sick and disturbing things around and many different subcultures.
This Website is part of the subculture “Rule34“.
This Rule says: There is porn of it – No exceptions. To get my point of view, here is a little FAQ for you:

“On your website are many young looking cartoon characters. Are you insane?”

Hell no! I’m not one of those childlover sickos. You have to understand the subculture behind Rule34… Many people likes pornographic parodies or artworks of popular things. Even in World War II they made pornographic caricatures of politicians or other people to distract the soldiers from fighting. On my website are so much young toon characters because those are supposed to be innocent. They never would do that in the original series. This is what makes them worth for drawing an parody of it. Sure you don’t have to understand me but everyone has a different way of humor. Take a Snickers and calm down if you’re not agree.

“Are you doing this for your own sexual excitement?”

Certainly not! Some Artists doing that but I’m just interested by the challenge to draw cartoon characters in explicit poses. The most cartoon characters are designed for being asexual. Especially in cartoons there’s no need for capitalized primary sexual characteristics under normal circumstances. To have the ability to placing the characters in explicit poses or sexual related topics is the big challenge for an Rule34 artist.

Aren’t you stimulate/animate sick people with those kind of pictures?

I don’t think so. Because everyone can decide for oneself. If someone having sick thoughts by looking at my stuff It’s not my business. It’s the duty of executive forces to sort out such subjects from our society – not mine. If yes, anyone could get arrested just because selling condoms because they “could” get used for sexual harassment. We’re talking here about cartoon characters having sex – Not about hardcore anime loli or realistic drawn content! Cartoons are overly stylized anthropomorphic figures supposed to be display an personified character mood. If you compare cartoons with real people you probably have issues – Not me!

“Some of your pictures having tiny flaws or errors.”

Of course they have. Because everything is handmade with a little help of computers and peripheries. Above all Rule34 pictures are just for the lulz and not meant to be taken too serious. Some other artists taking it for serious and live out their hobby till perfection. I’m doing this in my free-time, non-commercial and that means it’s not perfect at all. I’m not a professional. I’m not trying to make dumb copies. I try to involve my own personal style in it – Even it looks odd sometimes. However you have to keep in mind that I started with drawing Rule34 in 2007. I’m still learning – Learning never stops.

“Why so much Fairly OddParents porn?”

I started drawing Rule34 with this show and it’s some nostalgic and a challenge to draw porn of those absurd looking cartoon characters.

“For me this isn’t art – It’s just shit!”

There are many definitions and perceptions of what is art and what is not art. I think everyone should decide that by itself. If you don’t like what you see, lurk for another artist matching to your taste. We’re all adults – There is no need to flame around like a bunch of kids.

“Isn’t it illegal to make porn of that kind?”

Come on! Those are cartoon characters! Some people should get real and use their brains finally! It’s already ridiculous that I have to handle this subject here in the FAQ anyway because every rational mind knows that cartoon characters aren’t real or worth it getting abused! Pull off the moral crusader suit and accept that the internet is full of smut like this! It’s not my fault if some countries have such shitty laws.

“How about you? Hows your opinion about that whole stuff you doing here?”

I don’t take this too serious. For me, drawing porn is just a fun way to pass time. The fact that I draw something is thrill enough for me and that others sayin’ “What the Fuck” by watching at my pics.

“I like your artworks! Is there a way to commission you somehow?”

Mail me

“Why I can’t support you on Patreon or an other crowdfunding platform?”

Because everyone doing stuff like that. It became a obsession for certain artists to hide behind a paywall. Sure you can support your artist but for me it’s nothing else than a pay subscription. I don’t want to be determined by some 3rd party company from the U.S. Besides that it’s a huge effort of bureaucracy… Register an business, Doing an plan for the incoming taxes… No thanks! You have no idea how complicated it is in the E.U if you want to run everything legit. You can support me by sharing my artworks with others or giving feedback or by commission me.

“Which software do you use?”

I’m using “Affinity Designer” for coloring and “Autodesk Sketchbook Pro” for sketching my pics. Sometimes I also using just Sketchbook to coloring too. I am using seperate programs because for sketching the UI of Autodesk SketchBook is simply better and faster to use than any other software for drawing. (In my opinion)

“Who is this blue haired girl in the jumpsuit?”

This is Crystal. She’s a relict of my DeviantArt time. I leaved the dA hugbox many years ago because I was tired of all those 15 year old fangirls drawing Danny Phantom or Invader Zim OCs or fan art in general. Crystal survived this embarrassing time and I use her for study various anatomy styles, coloring styles or other experimental art related things. She’s not a fan character. She is kinda a character which represents my personality and can be drawn in my different styles. I will give her, her very own final appearance as soon I find time.

To cut the shit: It’s not my waifu or whatever – It’s an original character I created to develop and refine my own style.

“Why you always try to copy the awful style of an specific show? It looks awful and isn’t art at all!”

Like I said further up – I’m a Rule34 Artist – Do not expect too much. I’m doing parodies of more or less popular cartoon shows. I’m not doing masterpieces like Rubens or Rembrandt. I’d like to add my own style into my works to find a good mix between original style and something different. Sometimes it works, sometimes it don’t. That’s why feedback is very important for artists. It doesn’t mean to kiss my ass till it’s sore but feedback helps to find out the best way to draw this stuff and to improve myself. Feedback helps me to keep going. Other artists want money as support and reason to keep going with art. All I need is feedback and response.

“How is your position of edit or manipulate your work?”

That’s not a problem for me. Trace, Edit or Manipulate my artworks if you want. As long you’re credit me or my website I’m totally okay with it!

“Do you only make porn art?”

No. I’m actually also doing since many years landscapes with traditional art supplies like pencils and oil paint. Those works are not public and for IRL only. The work you see here is just the dark side of the medal…

“Who are your favorite artists?”

Massimo Fecchi, Massimo De Vita & Flemming Andersen. Those (SFW) artists especially known for their Duck Comics for Disney, always impressed me. They way how they creating expressions is simply outstanding and inspires me even today after all those years.

My favorite NSFW-Artists are Blargsnarf, DXT91, Rirfen & 8horns. I have so much favorite artists I really can’t count them all on this site. Don’t be sad if you are not mentioned here – I also like you :3